20 Quick Ways to get Kicked out of Walmart

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1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

5. Go into a *beep* room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here”.

6. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!”

7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.

8. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out

10. Set up a tent in the camping department

11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.

13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?

14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

15. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

16. Randomly put boxes of things suck as condoms and tampons into people’s carts.

17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into different isles.

18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.

19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field

20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.